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theonion: The Onion Will Call Ohio For The Highest Bidder With 4 percent of precincts reporting, The Onion is ready to call the state of Ohio and its 18 electoral votes for whoever offers us the highest bid. The key swing state, which The Onionprojects could tip the election one way or the other, would be an extremely valuable pickup for any candidate willing to open their purse and make us a solid proposal. The Buckeye State would be perfect for a candidate looking to get to 270 votes, or it could be a nice addition that pads a candidate’s margin of victory and provides them with a clear mandate from the people. Let’s start the bidding at $75,000. UPDATE: $75,000 bid. Do we see $80,000? UPDATE: $80,000 bid. Do we see $90,000? UPDATE: $80,000, going once. UPDATE: $90,000 bid. Do we see $100,000? UPDATE: $90,000, going once. UPDATE: Going twice. UPDATE: Sold to Secretary Hillary Clinton for $90,000! UPDATE: The Onion is calling Ohio for Hillary Clinton.
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